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Congratulations! You have won first prize in our GRAND AND ABSOLUTELY LEGIT PRIZE DRAW COMPETITION. I am sure that you will be utterly delighted to hear that your prize is a two week vacation at a fabulous and highly exclusive island resort. Again, this is REAL and COMPLETELY NOT AT ALL DODGE IN ANYWAY.

PS. This is definitely NOT a trap.

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[F4A] The Last Resort [Island Resort][A Cunning Plan][Alcatraz in Paradise][Sorta Kinda like the Bermuda Triangle][Love Makes You Crazy][It’s a Trap!][Muzak][Stabby Stabby Stab][Gender Neutral][Yandere Roleplay]

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“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.” ― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

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