[F4A] What a Cluster Suck [You Have Escaped My Fiendishly Clever Plan Once Again][Ewwwwwwwww Vampires][Ick][I Totally Do Not Have a Crush on You][Foul Demon of the Night with a Really Nice Arse][Bad Arse Van Helsing][Bloody Biscuits][Oh My Grandfather Is Going to Be so Pissed][Never Should Have Taught Him How to Use a Computer][Gender Neutral][Honey Van Helsing the Hapless Vampire Hunter Roleplay]

Ewwwwwwwww vampires! Ick! I totally do not have a crush on you….you…foul demon of the night with a really nice arse. Oh bum.