I am not jealous, not at all jealous. I just want to claw Little Miss Perfect’s eyes out for….reasons.

*looks dodgy as fuck*

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[F4M] Lovesick [Jealousy][Confessions of Love][Friends to Lovers][I Hate Little Miss Perfect][Fake Relationship][Awkward as Fuck][Cruise Ship Ambience][Gender Neutral][Best Friend Roleplay]

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“Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.”
― J.R. Ward, Dark Lover